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mommies-little-monster:

togetherfit:

dampsandwich:

pleatedjeans:

20 Heart-Warming Random Acts of Kindness

i love rob

THE LAST ONE MADE MY HEART MELT I 

That strawberry thing omg marry that boy

(via portkeytolondon)

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

(via hannaruth)

Ask and Submit

I am on light bed rest for a few days so I am bored out of my mind. Send me asks and submits to keep me entertained :)

claredunnedunne:

clawfoottub:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.

Man it is all about the glühbirne (glowing pear: lightbulb), the luftkissenschiff (air cushion ship: hovercraft), and the Reißverschluss (rising closer: zip).

(Source: iraffiruse, via techno-nun)

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

(via techno-nun)

I can’t tell which is growing faster

my baby bump or my boobs! 

runningjulez:

this is me every 3 hours

(Source: gargoyles42, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

dont-call-it-screamo:

unorthodoxkitty:

borntobehomestuck:

ghostyards:

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

ooooooommgg

I’m crying…

OMG yes -.-

Fun fact: I actually cry and squeal over art supplies when going into art stores. My happy place.

(via theramblingsofakitten)

My handsome boy #puppy #teddy

My handsome boy #puppy #teddy

(Source: naughty-butt-nice, via poetic)